What I Learned Over the Past Three Years:

• My cell phone is not a computer mouse. Never leave it next to your keyboard.
• Why can’t they make milk cartons that open on both sides? I fall for that one every time!
• Never, never fart in the sauna.
• There’s nothing better than holding a warm bag of dog poo on a cold day.
• It is impossible to eat salad in the backseat of a convertible, no matter how much dressing you put on. I felt like I was trying to eat in space, only on fast forward.
• When you are playing field hockey and someone “has your number” it is best to change numbers.
• My breasts are in the same place they were when I was 20, I just now have to put my arms up over my head.In Victoria, the fog collects on my moustache when I run.