Thursday, December 30, 2010

Milestones

I’m still keeping track of William and Sam’s developmental milestones. William can:
  • rip pages out of board books.
  • eat Grandma’s medicines and promptly throw them up.
  • catch 100s of fishes with just a stick! (I wish Joe could. Our freezer would be in good shape.) William’s trick? He chants, “Come on fishes. Come on.”
Sam can:
  • go down stairs head first.
  • give open-mouthed kisses.
  • dance and rap into a microphone.
William’s poops used to smell like hot buttered popcorn. Pippi and Barney used to eat William’s diapers. Sam’s poops smell like...well, like his dad’s. No dog has ever eaten one of Sam’s diapers.


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