What NOT to do in a Horror Movie

Horror movies drive Joe crazy. He rants about how stupid people are in these movies. Here’s the list of Joe’s beefs:

• Never walk backwards.
• Never look out a window at night.
• Never open a door when you think you’ve heard a noise on the other side.
• Never stand still, cover your mouth, and scream while someone else is attacked.
• Never run through and slam a door, then lean back against it.
• Never go back into the house/woods/car when you know something is in there.
• Never have a fear (water/heights/bears)